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Red face Home Depot on her knees

So while spending my usual ridiculous amount at the Home Depot I was caught off guard, well maybe with my dirty mind. Hey we are all guys and I am sure we all think this way. I was in looking for a new tape measure, because they disappear faster than ice in the sun. There was a good looking lady in her late twenties restocking the lower shelves. She was on her knees and wearing knee pads. She was shuffling her way down toward me. I stepped back a bit to let her continue her job. I was not thinking anything but, did I want metal or a plastic tape measure. Now the lady is on her knees right underneath me. She spins around on her knees and asks, "is there anything I could help you with"? Mind you she has perfect line site of my crotch. I said no, grabbed a metal 30ft Stanley and left. But damn I wanted to say yeah, suck on this. Hahahahlol dirty minds!
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As long as she wasn't coming at me with one of those

tape measures.
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