Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Silver Springs, Nevada
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New Business Model
My new Business Model....
Key points to new model.
I'm going to abuse and torture my customers, for my own gain.
Make them promises and not fulfill them.
Take my salary from my customers, but only provide specific services for the select few with very special interests.
Use fear to motivate my customers. (I really like this one)
Only work a few months a year and only when I absolutely have to.
After 4 years I get to keep the very best health insurance AND my salary for the remainder of my life - even if I never work another day until I die.
Naw...I don't want to be a politician...
Hey every now and then a little levity is good...
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