Join Date: Feb 2013
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Favorite RTV lines
Ok I compiled a list of my favorite "lines" given to me by random companies I have worked for. Just thought I could find out who has a favorite and why. I know you all have heard them, so feel free to give a good story.
THE LOVLY RTV!
1> RTV: Please return to property (which is a complete dump and has been stripped of all wire, pipe and walls) and bid to replace missing outlet cover seen in kitchen photo. (WTF how about all the pipes, wires and walls I bid on?)
THE FANTASIC CLIENT DOES NOT PAY FOR!
2> Return to property at your own cost and remove padlock on basement exterior door, client only pays for one lock set change. (So in other words remove the lock I installed to secure the home, cause clients too cheap and only wants one lock changed.. So now the home is unsecure again with a fancy new lock on the front door and all other doors open...So next time i'm there ill bid to secure the home and be asked why was it not secured earlier)
The Awesome "read the order"
3> Please read your order. (I did and it says to secure home and hide key for broker. Well I have been working for you for years and have never secured a home without a lockbox installed. Ok OK Ill hide the key, Key hidden...Week later return to property and install lockbox per order at no cost to us...WTF you told me to hide the key, when I asked you why are we not putting on a lock box...You said READ MY ORDER..)
TALK TO YOUR STATE REP LINE
4> Got a question, ask your state rep. (Damn I have had 20 or more state reps, who is it this week..Shanequa, Mercedes or porsha? God damn they change faster then I can count and they all have car names! I know more than they will ever know..