If I could just get my guys to take care of the equipment. Running me into the poor house in repairs.
And the next SOB comes to me with a weed eater that has the head beat off of it saying "The string quit feeding". I'm gonna shoot him...in the knee cap.
And the next time my F350 comes back with the U-joint sqeeking...well they'll never find his body.
And how the heck do you lose a gas cap that has a chain tether?
Oh, and if they only made a leaf blower with a 5 foot pull cord...then they couldn't pull enough out to break the cord.
How can you possibly explain why a ladder hit the rear glass of a pick up with enough force to shatter the glass?
And how come a rubber discharge cover is so easily torn off of a zero turn mower?
Doesn't everyone understand you can't run an engine without an air filter?
And engine oil...yes, it is neccesary to check it EVERYDAY!
I could go on...but I'm depressing myself.
And just a side note...never hire extended family. In laws, cousins, and even sons of friends. Bad idea.