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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-14-2016, 08:20 AM Thread Starter
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Business Proposal (who wants in on it)

So I have run into like 20 dead animals this year and we won't even count the live ones.

My new business plan is called project "Rentabuzzard". We raise and tame buzzards and rent them out for animal cleanup. The decaying matter will be contained in the buzzard thus reducing the stank. Only bones left... and maybe some fur.

The key thing here is getting them used to people so they don't fly off while you work. We will run power saws and hammer boards nearby and around them as chicks. Then before we rent them we starve them for a day!

Boooom! *drops the keyboard*
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Did I miss something? Your client asked you to do something... man up and get it done.
Don't forget the surgical gloves.
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I like that you are adding to the brain storm but I think the gloves required will need to be thicker, to handle the birds.
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