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ISB VMS????????

If those are the new jelly beans that are out I'd like three pounds of each please....
 

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Just spit coffee across the desk!!! Thankxxx GTX!!! needed a good chuckle!
 

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What is an ISB and how many types of ISB are present in VMS?
ISB = Initial Services Bundle
VMS = ??? (Vendor Management Specialists is a national service provider, but that doesn't seem to be what you are looking for here)
 

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What is an ISB and how many types of ISB are present in VMS?
Hi Bob, I don't believe in being a smart A** to people over the internet or newbies, but if you stick around the forum long enough you"ll realize that the question you just asked is akin to asking " what's an inning in baseball and how many touchdowns are in it?" :cry:so you're gonna get a bit of razzing...Good Luck out there!!
 

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ISB would be Initial Service Bundle and VMS is what Altisource calls their website. You might want to ask these questions with the person hiring you for work ...
 

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Boy I have been out of the Misery Business tooooo long! Thank heavens for private party and Realtor work. I couldn't keep up with all these terms.

Good luck
 

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Boy I have been out of the Misery Business tooooo long! Thank heavens for private party and Realtor work. I couldn't keep up with all these terms.

Good luck
NCO= No Charge Order
CB= Charge Back
CINCF=Contractor's Insurance Notified, Claim Filed
RCPS-Revised Contractor Pay Sheet
RTPACE= Return to Property at Contractor Expense
DSP=Double Secret Probation
IA= Invoice Adjustment
PDJD=Photos Do Not Justify Debris
FARTFACE=Finding Another Reason To Fudge a Contractor, Easy
 

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Glad to see Im not the only one that still has one of those, need to upgrade the memory on it though
True story, about two months ago I get a call from a property owner that has multiple properties I help maintain one of them is a transitional/ halfway house for women fresh out of incarceration.
I get a call to go check/replace a faulty light fixture ,get there check the fuse box ,all good, ask the manager of the facility (about a 24-26 yr old woman) if they tried the light bulb she say's " we put a brand new bulb in and nothing" I get a bulb out of my truck put it in and WAllA!! Let There Be light!!!.
She comes out in the hall and ask what was wrong ?, I told her it was the bulb and once again she starts explaining to me that the bulb she put in was brand new!!,to which I stated "yeah but you did'nt tighten the flux capicitor" she say's "oh, I knew it had to be something else...." :whistling2::whistling2:quickest easiset 25.00 I ever made...
 

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True story, about two months ago I get a call from a property owner that has multiple properties I help maintain one of them is a transitional/ halfway house for women fresh out of incarceration.
I get a call to go check/replace a faulty light fixture ,get there check the fuse box ,all good, ask the manager of the facility (about a 24-26 yr old woman) if they tried the light bulb she say's " we put a brand new bulb in and nothing" I get a bulb out of my truck put it in and WAllA!! Let There Be light!!!.
She comes out in the hall and ask what was wrong ?, I told her it was the bulb and once again she starts explaining to me that the bulb she put in was brand new!!,to which I stated "yeah but you did'nt tighten the flux capicitor" she say's "oh, I knew it had to be something else...." :whistling2::whistling2:quickest easiset 25.00 I ever made...



Thats hilarious.
 
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